Once you've seen Oz, who wants to go back to Kansas?


I'm sorry about last night, I was punishing someone and it ended up being you.


I don't believe in shadows. I believe in the light of scientific inquiry.

Beav Saint Marie!


A backdoor man? I'm not surprised.


Libby: When do you stop feeling like you've got something to prove?
Bill: There's always something to prove.

The world isn't kind to mavericks Bill, you want to lead an unconventional life, you gotta learn to hide in plain sight.

Barton Scully

The study of sex is the beginning of all life. Yet we sit like prudish cavemen in the dark riddled with shame and guilt.


That's why I love you. After all these years you still surprise me.

Libby [to Bill]

Dr. Haas is not the best fertility doctor in the Midwest. I am. Shouldn't my wife have the very best?


I'm asking if you like to watch, because if you do, you can watch me.


Dr. William Masters, he's the alpha dog of coochie medicine.


Masters of Sex Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.


Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately