Once you've seen Oz, who wants to go back to Kansas?

Ethan

I'm sorry about last night, I was punishing someone and it ended up being you.

Ethan

I don't believe in shadows. I believe in the light of scientific inquiry.

Beav Saint Marie!

Jane

A backdoor man? I'm not surprised.

Betty

Libby: When do you stop feeling like you've got something to prove?
Bill: There's always something to prove.

The world isn't kind to mavericks Bill, you want to lead an unconventional life, you gotta learn to hide in plain sight.

Barton Scully

The study of sex is the beginning of all life. Yet we sit like prudish cavemen in the dark riddled with shame and guilt.

William

I'm not very interested in nice. I'm interested in a fragrance that says I want you. Go to bed with me. You can't live without me.

Daniel

That's why I love you. After all these years you still surprise me.

Libby [to Bill]

When we talk about sex, we do not talk about love, Dr. Farber, because love cannot be rendered into columns and graphs as if it were the same as blood pressure or heart rate. Love is not a force exerted by one body onto another. It is the very fabric of those bodies. Love is that which carves the lines and grooves; the curvature of our desire.

Bill

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!

Masters of Sex Quotes

When we talk about sex, we do not talk about love, Dr. Farber, because love cannot be rendered into columns and graphs as if it were the same as blood pressure or heart rate. Love is not a force exerted by one body onto another. It is the very fabric of those bodies. Love is that which carves the lines and grooves; the curvature of our desire.

Bill

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!