Barton, this marriage of ours is broken. And unless you want me to break along with it, you have to let me go.

Margaret

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• Added: November 17, 2013

Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.

Virginia

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Depaul: Why would you want to get a degree? You seem to be doing just fine using your other assets.
Virginia: Because I’d like to avoid comments like that in the future.

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• Added: November 17, 2013

Vaginas don’t bite.

Virginia

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Beav Saint Marie!

Jane

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• Added: November 17, 2013

Stay single. When you’re young and in love, you think you’re the exception.

Margaret [to Dale]

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• Added: November 17, 2013

We’re scientists. Not arsonists.

William

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• Added: November 17, 2013