Jesus, they should really teach this in candy striping…or at least in sororities.

Ethan [about circumcision]

Barton, this marriage of ours is broken. And unless you want me to break along with it, you have to let me go.


Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.


Depaul: Why would you want to get a degree? You seem to be doing just fine using your other assets.
Virginia: Because I’d like to avoid comments like that in the future.

Vaginas don’t bite.


Beav Saint Marie!


Stay single. When you’re young and in love, you think you’re the exception.

Margaret [to Dale]

We’re scientists. Not arsonists.


To really anticipate someone’s needs, that’s a rare thing.


Maybe someday someone he shares a passion with, will have more to offer him than his wife.

Libby [about Bill]

William: She couldn’t spell anesthesia.
Virginia: I can’t spell anesthesia!

You’d be surprised at the number of subjects who’ve admitted to losing their virginity in the backseat of cars.


Masters of Sex Season 1 Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.


Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately