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Jesus, they should really teach this in candy striping…or at least in sororities.Ethan [about circumcision]
Barton, this marriage of ours is broken. And unless you want me to break along with it, you have to let me go.Margaret
Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.Virginia
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Depaul: Why would you want to get a degree? You seem to be doing just fine using your other assets.
Virginia: Because I’d like to avoid comments like that in the future.
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Vaginas don’t bite.Virginia
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Beav Saint Marie!Jane
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Stay single. When you’re young and in love, you think you’re the exception.Margaret [to Dale]
We’re scientists. Not arsonists.William
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To really anticipate someone’s needs, that’s a rare thing.William
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Maybe someday someone he shares a passion with, will have more to offer him than his wife.Libby [about Bill]
William: She couldn’t spell anesthesia.
Virginia: I can’t spell anesthesia!
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You’d be surprised at the number of subjects who’ve admitted to losing their virginity in the backseat of cars.Virginia