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Masters-of-sex

Ethan: We’re never going to be friends, but I respect you as a doctor. And I think you respect me too. And if you wanna know the truth…
William: I don’t…respect you, not in the least.

William: You shouldn’t be selling yourself short.
Virginia: I wouldn’t sell myself, period.

The purpose of sex isn’t to have an orgasm, it’s making life!

Libby

No woman will ever be able to fool you again, Dr. Masters. Not that I’ve ever needed to.

William

I’m not studying pregnant women; I’m studying sex. I watch people fornicate, and masturbate, then I take down their sexual histories, I record the physiological changes in their bodies and their patterns, idiosyncrasies. And I compile the data. Still interested, ma?

William

It’s not like my Gammy and Gampy can look at my tunnel and say “look it’s my little Janey!”

Jane

Jesus, they should really teach this in candy striping…or at least in sororities.

Ethan [about circumcision]

Barton, this marriage of ours is broken. And unless you want me to break along with it, you have to let me go.

Margaret

Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.

Virginia
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