I finally realized there's one thing I can't live without. You.

William [to Virginia]

Masters study will continue. We could too.


God help me, you always could bend the universe to your well.

Barton [to William]

If you had just discovered after 30 years that I was a martian, the least I could do was explain to you life on mars.


I think it'll help is everybody's a little looped.


I'm a doctor. I can spot a statistically average masturbator from a mile away.


I need this to go well. Because if it doesn't, I'll have lost everything.


You wanna keep the title George? You got it. All I want is the job.

Ethan [to George]

What you've got Lillian is a bad case of penis envy.


Can't seem to get away from vibrators now, can I?


Twenty three times. They must've fallen in love. Did they fall in love?


Libby: When do you stop feeling like you've got something to prove?
Bill: There's always something to prove.

Masters of Sex Season 1 Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.


Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately