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I finally realized there's one thing I can't live without. You.

William [to Virginia]

Masters study will continue. We could too.


God help me, you always could bend the universe to your well.

Barton [to William]

If you had just discovered after 30 years that I was a martian, the least I could do was explain to you life on mars.


I think it'll help is everybody's a little looped.


I'm a doctor. I can spot a statistically average masturbator from a mile away.


I need this to go well. Because if it doesn't, I'll have lost everything.


You wanna keep the title George? You got it. All I want is the job.

Ethan [to George]

What you've got Lillian is a bad case of penis envy.

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