I've never seen a dead body before.


I love love, I just hate monogamy.


David: Everyone is gonna think we hooked up.
Ella: So? It'll give them something to Tweet about.

If it wasn't for me, you'd still be wearing Juicy sweatsuits.


How is he supposed to take care of a family if it sometimes feel like he can't take care of himself?


I promise I won't dry hump you in the doorway.

Ella [to David]

Every time I close my eyes, she's looking at me.

Auggie [on Sydney]

I love you too much to see you fail.

Sydney [to Auggie]

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?

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