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Mistresses

What is with all the pouty faces? Did they cancel Pretty Little Liars?

Joss

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Everything is broken and I don't know how to fix it.

Savi

Life's a negotiation and I'm a damn good lawyer.

Dom

Joss: I didn't realize yoga was so kinky.
Alex: Well, maybe you should take a class and find out.

The little dude doesn't even exist and he's already ruining your sex life.

Josslyn

I think that dying might be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Tom

Mac: I can't leave my wife right now.
Josslyn: Don't you dare leave her.

Apparently it's hard to tell someone over the phone that your entire marriage was a sham. So she decided to do it in person which would have been a classy move if she wasn't such a gigantic whore.

April

April: Paul had a baby with another woman.
Savi: My thing can wait.

Dominic: It's so unfair. You're stunning today.
Savi: I'm going to a funeral, Dominic.
Dominic: Not mine.

Savi: That is not his face.
Joss: But it is his best feature.

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Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

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