Mistresses

Mondays 9:00 PM on ABC
Mistresses
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Everything is broken and I don't know how to fix it.

Savi

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

What is with all the pouty faces? Did they cancel Pretty Little Liars?

Joss

Life's a negotiation and I'm a damn good lawyer.

Dom

Joss: I didn't realize yoga was so kinky.
Alex: Well, maybe you should take a class and find out.

Savi, why are you wearing the depressed pony tail hair? What were you two just talking about?

Joss

The little dude doesn't even exist and he's already ruining your sex life.

Josslyn

I think that dying might be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Tom

Mac: I can't leave my wife right now.
Josslyn: Don't you dare leave her.

Apparently it's hard to tell someone over the phone that your entire marriage was a sham. So she decided to do it in person which would have been a classy move if she wasn't such a gigantic whore.

April

April: Paul had a baby with another woman.
Savi: My thing can wait.

Dominic: It's so unfair. You're stunning today.
Savi: I'm going to a funeral, Dominic.
Dominic: Not mine.

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Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.