Favorite Mistresses Quotes
Everything is broken and I don't know how to fix it.Savi
Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.
What is with all the pouty faces? Did they cancel Pretty Little Liars?Joss
Life's a negotiation and I'm a damn good lawyer.Dom
Joss: I didn't realize yoga was so kinky.
Alex: Well, maybe you should take a class and find out.
Savi, why are you wearing the depressed pony tail hair? What were you two just talking about?Joss
The little dude doesn't even exist and he's already ruining your sex life.Josslyn
I think that dying might be the best thing that's ever happened to me.Tom
Mac: I can't leave my wife right now.
Josslyn: Don't you dare leave her.
Apparently it's hard to tell someone over the phone that your entire marriage was a sham. So she decided to do it in person which would have been a classy move if she wasn't such a gigantic whore.April
April: Paul had a baby with another woman.
Savi: My thing can wait.
Dominic: It's so unfair. You're stunning today.
Savi: I'm going to a funeral, Dominic.
Dominic: Not mine.