I don't need you to be my man, okay? I'm gonna have to be my own man from now on.

Tasha [to Shawn]

A real friend would never ask you to prostitute yourself.

Karen [to Joss]

Calista: You are one twisted sister.
Joss: It's part of my charm.

Being alone with him, it kind of feels like I'm cheating on Vivian.

Karen [to April]

No, Wilson loves me. More than my husband ever did.

Calista [to Joss]

Joss: You and Wilson? Calista, why didn't you tell me?
Calista: Because it's embarrassing. I know what a huge hypocrite that makes me look like. And I didn't want it to affect the way you see me.
Joss: Whoa, I'm Joss. I don't judge.

I just think when you really love someone, you can't be with anyone else.

Joss [to Calista]

Yeah well, sometimes hurting someone else doesn't always take away your own hurt.

Joss [to Calista]

Karen: I have deep feelings for you two, but if this all falls apart, who am I kidding, when this all falls apart, you two will still have each other. But where does that leave me?
Alec: Karen.
Vivian: Honey.
Karen: I'll always be the one that has to knock on the door.

Luca: Calista, you look lovely.
Calista: You look old and sallow.

Monkeys will fly out of my ass before I go to a church mixer.

Alec

Calista: If you two are meant to be together, you'll end up together. The best way to get over a man, is to get under another one.
Joss: You should stitch that on a pillow, that's really good.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.