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Mistresses

Yours were way more popular. Like sluttiest girl in school popular.

Joss

I lived here for three full months after Paul died. Sort of died. I hate him.

April

Her baby's ugly honey and somebody's got to tell her or else it's going to get crucified on its first day of school.

Joss

One, get your ass off my case files. Two, in order to be friends I would have to trust you and I will never, ever trust you.

Savi

He knows me. The good, the bad, the ugly, the awful and he, he still wants me. Maybe all the more because of it.

Karen

I think it's silly for any of us to get all moral high groundy considering our track records.

Joss

You're a guy. You're not looking to make a new friend. You either want money or you want Savi.

Dom

So a guy you got into a car crash with showed up at your front door. A guy who for all you know could hate you, could blame you for the accident, could be crazy and you let him in?

Dom

For all I know Vermont is code for nude models.

April
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