Kiss a lot of frogs! Isn’t that the expression?

Karen

It’s like going to a bar without leaving your house.

Joss

I’d be delighted to drive all the way up to Malibu. After all, this is my store. Now, please, get out of my store.

April

There's a fine line between self-empowerment and self-destruction.

Doctor

Kate: I need you to help find me a really hot, fairly tall, possibly Latino guy.
Joss: I don't think they sell those here.

You're the one who's marrying your ex-sister-in-law.

Kate

What did you expect me to do? Kate's a grown woman with her own vagina choices.

Joss

Would you want a slut-pert in your class?

Karen

Karen: Wait, isn't that a sex store?
Barbara: Yeah, but it's a classy sex store. They sell books, and flavored condoms.

Trainer: You're gonna get hurt.
Joss: Not if she does first.

Did he seem insane? Other than the outfit and terrible wig, absolutely not. Wilson knew exactly what he was doing.

Joss

I used to be an artist, but then I had a kid and put it on hold. And then I had the store and that became my life. Now Lucy is getting older and I'm just a crazy woman checking her daughter's Instagram account every five minutes.

April

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.