I don't need you to be my man, okay? I'm gonna have to be my own man from now on.Tasha [to Shawn]
A real friend would never ask you to prostitute yourself.Karen [to Joss]
Calista: You are one twisted sister.
Joss: It's part of my charm.
Being alone with him, it kind of feels like I'm cheating on Vivian.Karen [to April]
No, Wilson loves me. More than my husband ever did.Calista [to Joss]
Joss: You and Wilson? Calista, why didn't you tell me?
Calista: Because it's embarrassing. I know what a huge hypocrite that makes me look like. And I didn't want it to affect the way you see me.
Joss: Whoa, I'm Joss. I don't judge.
I just think when you really love someone, you can't be with anyone else.Joss [to Calista]
Yeah well, sometimes hurting someone else doesn't always take away your own hurt.Joss [to Calista]
Karen: I have deep feelings for you two, but if this all falls apart, who am I kidding, when this all falls apart, you two will still have each other. But where does that leave me?
Karen: I'll always be the one that has to knock on the door.
Luca: Calista, you look lovely.
Calista: You look old and sallow.
Monkeys will fly out of my ass before I go to a church mixer.Alec
Calista: If you two are meant to be together, you'll end up together. The best way to get over a man, is to get under another one.
Joss: You should stitch that on a pillow, that's really good.