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Mistresses

Josslyn: I'm a free spirit.
Savi: A free spirit who doesn't mind being a kept woman.

The little dude doesn't even exist and he's already ruining your sex life.

Josslyn

I think that dying might be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Tom

Dominic: It's so unfair. You're stunning today.
Savi: I'm going to a funeral, Dominic.
Dominic: Not mine.

Savi: Dane's a punk. Don't tweet that.
Dominic: You're no fun.

Mac: I can't leave my wife right now.
Josslyn: Don't you dare leave her.

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

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Mistresses Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

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