Mistresses Season 1 Quotes
Life's a negotiation and I'm a damn good lawyer.
Dom
You can't lose what you don't have. Go back to your family in Florida because you've got no family here.
April
Everything is broken and I don't know how to fix it.
Savi
Clearly you don't know how loudly you snore. That drip drip drip is like a lullaby.
Joss
Now I understand why you've always been so freakin' tough on me, because that's what mothers do.
Joss
No, you have never judged me Mom because that actually would have required some attention.
Savi
Of course she has a life. You've been dead for three years.
Karen
Joss: Wow, Savi I really don't understand you.
Savi: Yeah, this just in.
I'm not standing up at another one of her weddings.
Savi
So you're a homeless lesbian with a crappy job and a withholding older sister. Fill me in over lunch.
Janet (to Joss)
April: Even Angela Lansbury had a helper. Remember that little old guy? He was cute.
Karen: You want to be my little old guy?
I'm like a dog who knows when a earthquake's coming.
Savi
