Modern Family Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Jay: No, see this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug. So, people don't get hurt.
Phil: Well, yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug. Then you have a lumpy rug... creates a tripping hazard...and open yourself up to lawsuits. Boy, you can go a really long time without blinking

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Claire likes to say "You can be part of the problem, or part of the solution." But I happen to believe you can be both

Phil

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• Added: October 22, 2009

Modern Family Season 1 Episode 5 Photos