Modern Family "Egg Drop" Quotes
Jay [to Claire]: You came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there that you bumped off.
• Rating: Unrated
Claire [to Jay]: The way we compete with each other is sick! Two 13-year-olds knew how to take advantage of us.
• Rating: Unrated
Alex [to Claire]: First get a mirror, then you're gonna look into it and you're gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: There's this really cute boy at school and he kind of likes my feet.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: Sometimes the best thing to do in a race to the top is grease the pole behind you.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Cam: It's kind of like a first date.
Mitchell: Actually it's the opposite of the first date. You don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby.
• Rating: Unrated
Mitchell: Claire is like the son my dad always wanted. He just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard, I did once but he did not attend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: That's when you know your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
• Rating: Unrated
Manny: I understood " crazy old witch" "go kill yourself" then "I love you."
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9
