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You came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there that you bumped off.

Jay [to Claire]

The way we compete with each other is sick! Two 13-year-olds knew how to take advantage of us.

Claire [to Jay]

First get a mirror, then you're gonna look into it and you're gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.

Alex [to Claire]

There's this really cute boy at school and he kind of likes my feet.

Haley

Sometimes the best thing to do in a race to the top is grease the pole behind you.

Jay

Cam: It's kind of like a first date.
Mitchell: Actually it's the opposite of the first date. You don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby.

Claire is like the son my dad always wanted. He just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard, I did once but he did not attend.

Mitchell

That's when you know your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.

Gloria

I understood " crazy old witch" "go kill yourself" then "I love you."

Manny
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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

That's when you know your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.

Gloria

I understood " crazy old witch" "go kill yourself" then "I love you."

Manny
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