Modern Family Season 4 Episode 23: "Games People Play" Quotes
10 days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.Claire
Jump, swim, now give me your best Beyonce.Cam
Cam: You know what we don't have in this family? Two supportive loving fathers.
Mitchell: I'm just saying she's five.
Cam: And you never let her forget it.
Manny: What kind of man writes poetry on the computer?
Jay: You could've ended that sentence after poetry.
Oh so now it's snooping, wanting to know more about your family by looking through their personal things?Gloria
I don't want my mom there. I'm exploring some darker themes I'm not sure she's read for. Poems like the umbilical noose, a jail called mom, Smother nature. She'll just find a way to make it all about her.Manny
Haley: Oh yeah she can wear whatever she wants after I've had it for six months.
Alex: Or I get it automatically if you buy anything that looks like it.
Maybe I bring out the worst in them when there's no fun loving Phil around to neutralize my toxins.Claire
I know that tone. You're making a point.Phil [to Claire]
Gloria: He's a lying, scheming little sneak. That's my son.
Jay: Our son.