Modern Family Season 2 Episode 22: "Good Cop Bad Dog" Quotes
Cam: Thanks for staying home with me.
Mitchell: Well, you know, in sickness and in health, right?
Cam: You're still blinkin' sweetie.
They're monsters, Claire! Deceitful, manipulative monsters and they need to be broken.Phil
Claire: Luke, honey, come back I said I was sorry.
Luke: I'm 12, I need limits.
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
What, are you going to the ball Cinderella? Live a little.Claire
But I'm nice and I put on the sugar jacket!Gloria
You poked the bear girls! You poked him!Phil
Note to Claire, if you want intense family drama, rent spy kids.Phil