Cam: Thanks for staying home with me.
Mitchell: Well, you know, in sickness and in health, right?
Cam: You're still blinkin' sweetie.

They're monsters, Claire! Deceitful, manipulative monsters and they need to be broken.

Phil

Claire: Luke, honey, come back I said I was sorry.
Luke: I'm 12, I need limits.

Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.

What, are you going to the ball Cinderella? Live a little.

Claire

But I'm nice and I put on the sugar jacket!

Gloria

You poked the bear girls! You poked him!

Phil

Note to Claire, if you want intense family drama, rent spy kids.

Phil

Modern Family Season 2 Episode 22 Quotes

Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.

You poked the bear girls! You poked him!

Phil