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Cam: Thanks for staying home with me.
Mitchell: Well, you know, in sickness and in health, right?
Cam: You're still blinkin' sweetie.

They're monsters, Claire! Deceitful, manipulative monsters and they need to be broken.

Phil

Claire: Luke, honey, come back I said I was sorry.
Luke: I'm 12, I need limits.

Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.

What, are you going to the ball Cinderella? Live a little.

Claire

But I'm nice and I put on the sugar jacket!

Gloria

You poked the bear girls! You poked him!

Phil

Note to Claire, if you want intense family drama, rent spy kids.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 22 Quotes

You poked the bear girls! You poked him!

Phil

Note to Claire, if you want intense family drama, rent spy kids.

Phil
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