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Haley: This is kind of an important party.
Jay: The last thing you to do is insult someone when they invite you.
Haley: Exactly.
[Jay walks out]
Haley: OMG. That was so easy.
Alex: You really don't understand what just happened, do you?

Every time I go over to grandpa's, Manny just stares at me the whole time.

Haley

I never liked Spandau Ballet. Our entire marriage, I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet. Am I even pronouncing that right?

Phil

Phil loves Spandau Ballet. That song "True" was playing in the car the first time we kissed. It's our song.

Claire

Gloria [about Haley]: When I was her age I loved my grandfather, but I still wanted to be with boys.
Jay: I know, so did Claire.. and Mitchell.

Show me some pictures of Yoko... cause she's asian and she broke up our group.

Sal [about Lily]

Mitchell: She's always had a dark sense of humor
Cameron: Do you remember when she went as Sigfried and part of Roy for Halloween?
Mitchell: Too soon

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Show me some pictures of Yoko... cause she's asian and she broke up our group.

Sal [about Lily]

Mitchell: She's always had a dark sense of humor
Cameron: Do you remember when she went as Sigfried and part of Roy for Halloween?
Mitchell: Too soon

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