Cam: Woo! That's the real Jay!
Jay: You know it! [snaps finger]

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• Added: April 22, 2015

Nobody likes dancing more than the gays. Pretend you're on a float!

Mitch

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• Added: April 22, 2015

When it comes to wine, this woman doesn't see color. She'll drink anything you put in front of her.

Phil

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• Added: April 22, 2015

Haley: I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 30 years.
Gloria: Does she think we're fifty?
Mitch: No, she's just really bad at math.

• Permalink: No, she's just really bad at math.
• Added: April 22, 2015