Modern Family

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Phil: All over YouTube.
Claire: It went viral.
Phil: Some sicko auto-tunned me.

Ma'am according to this police report he broke into a stranger's room, stripped naked, and posed provocatively.

Duane Bailey [to Claire]

Phil: Someday I'll be walking you down the aisle.
Haley: Not if you're in perv jail.

I think it's cool you're running for town office. It's totally nerdy but that's kind of my thing.

Alex [to Claire]

Cam: I'm sorry but you know I have two weakness: children cursing and old people rapping!

More like Little Bo Cheap.

Cam

Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.

Some voters find Claire angry and unlikeable. To those voters I would say...wait till she reads this.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.

Some voters find Claire angry and unlikeable. To those voters I would say...wait till she reads this.

Phil