Modern Family "Me? Jealous?" Quotes
Ted: My wife took 50% of my stuff and left 100% of my kids.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Phil [to Luke]: Good to see you Betty Luke.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Claire: I know it's stupid, but it's nice to know that sometimes you'll fight for me and all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but only I can make her laugh.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gloria: I know you can't tell by looking at me, but I'm not a natural homemaker.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Manny: Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Alex: I think somebody has a man crush.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: He got divorced and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8