Modern Family "Mother Tucker" Quotes
Gloria: In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Vitamin P: I was a lot like you in high school except my hair was shorter and my guitar was a flute.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Sad face emoticon! I can feel the hurt through the phone!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Cam: Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Haley: I need her name and address so I can mess her up!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam's mother: This is how I like to cuddle.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7