In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.

Gloria

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• Added: November 25, 2010

I was a lot like you in high school except my hair was shorter and my guitar was a flute.

Vitamin P

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• Added: November 25, 2010

Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!

Gloria

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• Added: November 25, 2010

Sad face emoticon! I can feel the hurt through the phone!

Phil

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• Added: November 25, 2010

Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.

Cam

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• Added: November 25, 2010

I need her name and address so I can mess her up!

Haley

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• Added: November 25, 2010

This is how I like to cuddle.

Cam's mother

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• Added: November 25, 2010