Modern Family

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In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.

Gloria

I was a lot like you in high school except my hair was shorter and my guitar was a flute.

Vitamin P

Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!

Gloria

Sad face emoticon! I can feel the hurt through the phone!

Phil

Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.

Cam

I need her name and address so I can mess her up!

Haley

This is how I like to cuddle.

Cam's mother
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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

I need her name and address so I can mess her up!

Haley

This is how I like to cuddle.

Cam's mother