Modern Family "Mother's Day" Quotes
Mitchell: OK, every once in a while you say that thing about the twig, and I need you to know, that bothers me.
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: Don't feel. Just go splash water on your face and man up. We're your mother now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Kids these days get trophies just for showing up. What's that gonna lead to? A bunch of thirty year olds living at home.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gloria: I love Manny, but sometimes, I...be a boy. Go outside kick a ball and steal something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: How much longer do I have to listen to the Julia Child impression?
Phil: For as long as it's still funny.
Jay: I think the timer just went off on that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: It's the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: You do love pink.
Cam: No, pink loves me.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Mitchell: It happens to be mother's day. Not martyr's day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
