Modern Family

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OK, every once in a while you say that thing about the twig, and I need you to know, that bothers me.

Mitchell

Don't feel. Just go splash water on your face and man up. We're your mother now.

Haley

Kids these days get trophies just for showing up. What's that gonna lead to? A bunch of thirty year olds living at home.

Claire

Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.

I love Manny, but sometimes, I...be a boy. Go outside kick a ball and steal something.

Gloria

Jay: How much longer do I have to listen to the Julia Child impression?
Phil: For as long as it's still funny.
Jay: I think the timer just went off on that.

Phil: It's the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.

Mitchell: You do love pink.
Cam: No, pink loves me.

It happens to be mother's day. Not martyr's day.

Mitchell

Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.

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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

It happens to be mother's day. Not martyr's day.

Mitchell

Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.

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