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Modern-family

I have to get old... you don't have to get fat.

Jay

Can we stop calling me little guy? I'm in the fortieth percentile.

Manny

You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.

Manny

I've seen the kid do a pull-up.

Manny

The universe is cold and loveless.

Manny

Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.

Does he have a mallet? Then how does he get hit in the head?

Gloria

Did he trump me? You tell me. He made a painting out of a photograph one time. I have hand picked a card, drawn a heart in the steam on the medicine cabinet, and taken Claire to Fritelli's, a family style Italian restaurant, for 17 years in a row...yeah, he got me. He got me.

Phil

All women should look as tasty as you when they're old.

Dylan
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