Modern Family "My Funky Valentine" Quotes
Jay: I have to get old... you don't have to get fat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: Can we stop calling me little guy? I'm in the fortieth percentile.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Manny: I've seen the kid do a pull-up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: The universe is cold and loveless.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.
• Rating: Unrated
Gloria: Does he have a mallet? Then how does he get hit in the head?
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: Did he trump me? You tell me. He made a painting out of a photograph one time. I have hand picked a card, drawn a heart in the steam on the medicine cabinet, and taken Claire to Fritelli's, a family style Italian restaurant, for 17 years in a row...yeah, he got me. He got me.
• Rating: Unrated
Dylan: All women should look as tasty as you when they're old.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: My wife is always so tired and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
Claire: Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
Phil: Oh no, she could make lists for days.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 15
