Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 4 Episode 11: "New Year's Eve" Quotes
It was the day after Thanksgiving and I came in under budget for all my Christmas gifts and you know how that gets me going.
Claire
Cam: Everyone here is 11 and I'm hot.
Mitchell: If you were hot we'd be drinking right now.
In my village if you didn't drive one of these, you couldn't call yourself a druglord
Gloria
If you're hungry for broccoli later, you'll find a piece in your teeth.
Manny
Can I offer you a Pina Delgado?
Manny
Alex: Hey are you sure you don't wanna play The Hunger Games with all of us?
Haley: My whole life is a hunger game, why do you think I'm so mean to you?
We should start calling her ranch house, cause she doesn't have a second story.
Cam
You could pretend to get sick at the table. You know cough, stomachache, dealer's choice, I don't care just sell it.
Mitchell
Cam: Are you excited for your big sleepover with your cousins?
Lily: Who's watching me?
Cam: Haley.
Lily: I'm serious.
Mitchell: Alex.
Lily: Okay let's go.
I know how awesome college is, that's how I got kicked out.
Haley
