Modern Family Season 5 Episode 17: "Other People's Children" Quotes
I am my father's daughter, and sorta his son.Claire
I love film-making and I love love. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film and I love doing it by myself.Phil
Cam: Do you feel what's happening here?
Mitchell: I feel pinching!
Cam: I'm the weak link in the super-group.
He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor.Luke [about Phil]
Gloria: This is fun for me. You're my stepdaughter.
Claire: I'm older than you.
Mitchell: You know I'm surprised this particular foursome doesn't hang out more, considering...
Alex: We're the cultured ones in this family?
I used to make stuff for Claire all the time. I think my artistry was what locked her down.Phil
You know what a lot of girls don't do? Guys who take ceramics.Jay
Unlike you, I don't need a reason to watch a bunch of guys run around in shorts.Mitchell [to Jay]