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I am my father's daughter, and sorta his son.

Claire

I love film-making and I love love. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film and I love doing it by myself.

Phil

Cam: Do you feel what's happening here?
Mitchell: I feel pinching!
Cam: I'm the weak link in the super-group.

He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor.

Luke [about Phil]

Gloria: This is fun for me. You're my stepdaughter.
Claire: I'm older than you.

Mitchell: You know I'm surprised this particular foursome doesn't hang out more, considering...
Alex: We're the cultured ones in this family?

I used to make stuff for Claire all the time. I think my artistry was what locked her down.

Phil

You know what a lot of girls don't do? Guys who take ceramics.

Jay

Unlike you, I don't need a reason to watch a bunch of guys run around in shorts.

Mitchell [to Jay]
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Modern Family Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

You know what a lot of girls don't do? Guys who take ceramics.

Jay

Unlike you, I don't need a reason to watch a bunch of guys run around in shorts.

Mitchell [to Jay]
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