Modern Family

Modern Family

Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABC

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Modern Family "Our Children, Ourselves" Quotes

Phil: While Claire watched one of the most highly-acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock-fest, with absolutely no redeeming value - and it was awesome!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out she's insulting us.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Manny: Tell me about it, I've got a clingy 5th grader, I can't shake.
 • Rating: Unrated
Mitchell: You're so gay you can't even think of real girls names.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I'm still thinking about all the Sanjays.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: This could be my 'going bald' scare all over again.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Cam: You don't tell your partner you may have a baby with someone else and then go back to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's NOTHING!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Tell me all about Mitchell in high school. Did he have a beard?
Tracy: You're looking at her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: It's an obsessive-compulsive thing. I have read like a hundred articles about it.
 • Rating: Unrated

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