Modern Family "Princess Party" Quotes
Mitchell: I was wrong, every kid wants a clown for a dad.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Claire: Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: Well, if the shoe fits...
Cam: They don't, they're comically large.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Cam: It's ten feet long with boxer shorts on the end, it works on so many levels.
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: Dad, gross, your hand smells like cheese.
Phil: I didn't want to dirty a knife.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: All those joke emails she forwarded to me months after I'd seen them? Well, no more polite LOLs for YOU, Dede.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Manny: Baby Bear's a girl? We have to do it over! I would have played it totally different.
Jay: You nailed it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robbie: The truth is, Luke, I am rich, but not with money. I got my abs. I got my hair.
• Rating: Unrated
Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I've got Gloria! I've got Gloria!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11
