Modern Family Season 2 Episode 15: "Princess Party" Quotes
I was wrong, every kid wants a clown for a dad.Mitchell
Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.Claire
Mitchell: Well, if the shoe fits...
Cam: They don't, they're comically large.
It's ten feet long with boxer shorts on the end, it works on so many levels.Cam
Haley: Dad, gross, your hand smells like cheese.
Phil: I didn't want to dirty a knife.
All those joke emails she forwarded to me months after I'd seen them? Well, no more polite LOLs for YOU, Dede.Phil
Manny: Baby Bear's a girl? We have to do it over! I would have played it totally different.
Jay: You nailed it.
The truth is, Luke, I am rich, but not with money. I got my abs. I got my hair.Robbie
Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.
I've got Gloria! I've got Gloria!Phil
Robbie could charm your socks off, but I doubt he stopped there.Dede