Modern Family

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I was wrong, every kid wants a clown for a dad.

Mitchell

Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.

Claire

Mitchell: Well, if the shoe fits...
Cam: They don't, they're comically large.

It's ten feet long with boxer shorts on the end, it works on so many levels.

Cam

Haley: Dad, gross, your hand smells like cheese.
Phil: I didn't want to dirty a knife.

All those joke emails she forwarded to me months after I'd seen them? Well, no more polite LOLs for YOU, Dede.

Phil

Manny: Baby Bear's a girl? We have to do it over! I would have played it totally different.
Jay: You nailed it.

The truth is, Luke, I am rich, but not with money. I got my abs. I got my hair.

Robbie

Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.

I've got Gloria! I've got Gloria!

Phil

Robbie could charm your socks off, but I doubt he stopped there.

Dede
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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 15 Quotes

I've got Gloria! I've got Gloria!

Phil

Robbie could charm your socks off, but I doubt he stopped there.

Dede