Modern Family "Schooled" Quotes
Claire: Haley going to college in a miracle, Lily going to kindergarten is the law.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: What if this baby doesn't think things through, it's part Jay!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Haley: Do you see what's going on out there? People are walking around judging each other.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Gloria: I wrapped my son with one hand while driving a stick. I know how to keep my kid safe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Is this kindergarten or the Hunger Games?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Cameron: If you ever put your hands on my daughter again, I will string you up by your feet, run you up the flagpole and let the birds peck out your eyes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
