Haley going to college in a miracle, Lily going to kindergarten is the law.

Claire

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What if this baby doesn't think things through, it's part Jay!

Manny

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Do you see what's going on out there? People are walking around judging each other.

Haley

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I wrapped my son with one hand while driving a stick. I know how to keep my kid safe.

Gloria

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Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.

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Is this kindergarten or the Hunger Games?

Cam

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If you ever put your hands on my daughter again, I will string you up by your feet, run you up the flagpole and let the birds peck out your eyes.

Cameron

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