Modern Family

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Haley going to college in a miracle, Lily going to kindergarten is the law.


What if this baby doesn't think things through, it's part Jay!


Do you see what's going on out there? People are walking around judging each other.


I wrapped my son with one hand while driving a stick. I know how to keep my kid safe.


Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.

Is this kindergarten or the Hunger Games?


If you ever put your hands on my daughter again, I will string you up by your feet, run you up the flagpole and let the birds peck out your eyes.

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