Modern Family "Slow Down Your Neighbors" Quotes
Phil: I called the florist and order one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey!
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Luke: I think we should drag him out of his car and punch him in the stomach until he barfs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam [to Barry]: You are living in a little girl's toy and you have to move out!
• Rating: Unrated
Mitchell: I once saw a picture of myself at a friend's poetry slam, and all you could see were the whites of my eyes.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: Oh yeah, everybody loves Michael Jordan, but nobody thinks of Scottie Pippin. The only reason I remember him is because he's named after my favorite musical.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay [to Gloria]: There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay [on Gloria and Manny's lack of bike-riding skills]: Two thirds of my house can't do what a billion Chinese do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Stephen Hawking could ride that bike.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: She has to run everyday or she goes crazy, she's like a Border Collie.
Claire: Did you just compare me to a dog?!?
Phil: The smartest in the world!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11
