Modern Family Season 2 Episode 11: "Slow Down Your Neighbors" Quotes
I called the florist and order one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey!Phil
I think we should drag him out of his car and punch him in the stomach until he barfs.Luke
You are living in a little girl's toy and you have to move out!Cam [to Barry]
I once saw a picture of myself at a friend's poetry slam, and all you could see were the whites of my eyes.Mitchell
Oh yeah, everybody loves Michael Jordan, but nobody thinks of Scottie Pippin. The only reason I remember him is because he's named after my favorite musical.Phil
There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.Jay [to Gloria]
Two thirds of my house can't do what a billion Chinese do.Jay [on Gloria and Manny's lack of bike-riding skills]
Stephen Hawking could ride that bike.Jay
Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts.Phil
Phil: She has to run everyday or she goes crazy, she's like a Border Collie.
Claire: Did you just compare me to a dog?!?
Phil: The smartest in the world!
Cam: There's a stranger in our hot tub.
Mitchell: Who is it?
Cam: You do know what stranger means, don't you?