You're obviously going to get into one of those snooty schools, and sometimes you're gonna come in second. Or fourth. Or maybe even tenth. But you're gonna dust yourself off, maybe put on some lipstick for once, and keep going.

Haley

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• Added: March 25, 2015

[Singing] You are not the man you used to be. You get up four times at night to pee. Ba da dum da dum tat ta ta ta. You're super duper old now.

Phil

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• Added: March 25, 2015

Phil: Then today it's, "everything I can do you can do better."
Luke: No, I can't.
Phil: Yes, you can.

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• Added: March 25, 2015

That is literally the nicest gesture I have ever witnessed. And I'm from Canada.

Kaplan

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• Added: March 25, 2015

Wait, does that mean you also didn't like my bagpiping? Is that why we have Luke?

Phil

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• Added: March 25, 2015

Luke: What are you constantly looking at on your computer?
Alex: Is that a question you really want people asking around here?

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• Added: March 25, 2015