I hate it when you do that. You never heard of Troga? You never tried octopus? You never did this amazing thing I just discovered yesterday but I pretend like I've done my whole life?

Claire

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I see the great realtor Margaret Wilson is here, looking more curvaceous than ever. Talk about your balloon payments.

Phil

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Luke: I've heard The Jonas Brothers get nervous before every show.
Phil: Not Kevin.
Luke: Especially Kevin!

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I'm lucky only one guy turned around.

Jay [on calling out "Carlos!"]

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What about this two-hour Antiques Roadshow?
Manny I'll watch it today.

Jay

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I'm not saying J.J. is small, but in the real estate section he was described as 'charming.'

Phil

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Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.

Phil

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Cam: I hate your beard.
Mitchell: Wow, you had that bullet in the chamber.

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We fall a lot. Maybe you can be there to pick us up when we do.

Phil

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Do I know McKenzie? I was McKenzie. I invented McKenzie.

Haley

• Permalink: Do I know McKenzie? I was McKenzie. I invented McKenzie.
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