Modern Family "Strangers on a Treadmill" Quotes
Claire: I hate it when you do that. You never heard of Troga? You never tried octopus? You never did this amazing thing I just discovered yesterday but I pretend like I've done my whole life?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Phil: I see the great realtor Margaret Wilson is here, looking more curvaceous than ever. Talk about your balloon payments.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Luke: I've heard The Jonas Brothers get nervous before every show.
Phil: Not Kevin.
Luke: Especially Kevin!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay [on calling out "Carlos!"]: I'm lucky only one guy turned around.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: What about this two-hour Antiques Roadshow?
Manny I'll watch it today.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: I'm not saying J.J. is small, but in the real estate section he was described as 'charming.'
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Cam: I hate your beard.
Mitchell: Wow, you had that bullet in the chamber.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Phil: We fall a lot. Maybe you can be there to pick us up when we do.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Haley: Do I know McKenzie? I was McKenzie. I invented McKenzie.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
