Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 1 Episode 2: "The Bicycle Thief" Quotes
One time my dad was struck by lightning. That's why he can drink as much as he wants
Manny
90 percent of being a dad is just showing up
Jay
Am I attracted to her? Yes. Would I ever act on it? No, no way. Not while my wife is still alive
Phil [about Desiree]
You had to clip my wings which you used to be the wind beneath
Cameron [to Mitchell about not letting him act himself in class]
Mitchell: my name is Mitchell and I'm a lawyer
Cameron [trying to sound straight]: My name is Cameron and I am currently not working, which gives me more time to grill and shoot baskets
The only way his dad is like superman is that he landed in this country illegally
Jay [about Manny's father]
Manny [about his father]: He's not afraid of anything, he doesn't wear a seat belt when he drives. He killed a bear once
Jay: Oh yeah? Was the bear in the passenger seat?
Gloria [about Manny]: It's good, he keeps us grounded
Jay: Like a fog at a airport
I'll put on a polo and a pair of khakis and maybe people will think we're just a couple of golf buddies who decided to have a kid together
Cameron
