Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 5 Episode 15: "The Feud" Quotes
I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.
Haley
What happened to him? He didn't used to be that self-conscious before high school. He used to go around in his poncho, play the band flute. I miss my old Manny.
Gloria
A happy kid is like an anti-depressant. But a natural one, not the kind your husband has to find in your jewelry drawer.
Phil
Haley: Oh my God I'm missing a text.
Alex: It just got real didn't it?
Her head sounds like pop rocks.
Cam
You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.
Cam
I have a mandate and not the kind you hide from your wife.
Gil
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