Jay: If I didn't say it, it's a big deal, you going here.
Manny: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.

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Mitchell: What're you doing?
Pam: I'm making one of your fruit smoothies.
Mitchell: Uh Pam...
Pam: Fine, I'm making one of your homosexual smoothies.

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We can't have people golfing sober. They'll realize it's a waste of time.

Luke

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Let's face it, like Drew Barrymore, I am an adorable fire starter.

Cam

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We will keep in touch, son.

Gloria [dropping Manny off at college]

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Luke: Why does Alex get a care package and not me?
Claire: You live in a care package.

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