Claire: You think maybe you're being a little hard on Luke?
Phil: We're his parents Claire, it's our job to keep him off the stripper pole.

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We should be careful, this market might be a trick to get a whole bunch of white people together in one spot.

Mitchell

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Phil: Well good morning Leonard.
Luke: Leonard?
Phil: I know it's not the well-behaved son Luke who'd never take our car out without a license and get arrested.

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Jay: Why do I look so pale and sweaty?
Mitchell: Well, you're old and Irish.

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