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Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.

Yesterday I accidentally said eleventy five.

Claire

You're never off the court!

Luke

Are we gonna do that thing again where you try on different outfits like in Pretty Woman?

Phil's dad

There is no guy, I'm the guy.

Phil

What converts this conversation into over?

Alex

Or he took a page from the old Jay Pritchett playbook, saw the crap he was in for and pretended to be asleep.

Jay

I call my method the Trojan horse.

Cam

Lily: But Daddy he's really good.
Mitchell: I'm really good too.
Lily: But it's a sport.

This is not my first language. I don't understand English very goodly.

Gloria

I like to throw money at a problem.

Jay
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Modern Family Season 4 Episode 18 Quotes

This is not my first language. I don't understand English very goodly.

Gloria

I like to throw money at a problem.

Jay
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