Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.

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Yesterday I accidentally said eleventy five.

Claire

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You're never off the court!

Luke

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Are we gonna do that thing again where you try on different outfits like in Pretty Woman?

Phil's dad

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There is no guy, I'm the guy.

Phil

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What converts this conversation into over?

Alex

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Or he took a page from the old Jay Pritchett playbook, saw the crap he was in for and pretended to be asleep.

Jay

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I call my method the Trojan horse.

Cam

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Lily: But Daddy he's really good.
Mitchell: I'm really good too.
Lily: But it's a sport.

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This is not my first language. I don't understand English very goodly.

Gloria

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I like to throw money at a problem.

Jay

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