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I'm feeling better now...OH GOD IT'S CANCER!!!

Phil

Don't talk black to me!

Phil

It's very important to Manny that you two go have a nice picnic in the mountains.

Gloria

Gather round like you're hugging me, but don't touch me!

Phil

She can't grow up with one huggy, happy cuddly dad and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad because... guess which one she's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle

Mitchell

I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.

Cameron

This stuff's really hitting me. My insides feel like velvet.

Phil

If I never wake up, I'd hate for the last thing you ever said to me to be a lie.

Phil

When you walked through a spider web... when we were playing with a Ouija board and the wind blew a door shut...

Luke

I could be sitting grill-side watching a guy build an onion volcano. Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen.

Jay
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

When you walked through a spider web... when we were playing with a Ouija board and the wind blew a door shut...

Luke

I could be sitting grill-side watching a guy build an onion volcano. Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen.

Jay
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