I'm feeling better now...OH GOD IT'S CANCER!!!

Phil

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• Added: January 07, 2010

Don't talk black to me!

Phil

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• Added: January 07, 2010

It's very important to Manny that you two go have a nice picnic in the mountains.

Gloria

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• Added: January 07, 2010

Gather round like you're hugging me, but don't touch me!

Phil

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• Added: January 07, 2010

She can't grow up with one huggy, happy cuddly dad and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad because... guess which one she's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle

Mitchell

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• Added: January 07, 2010

I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.

Cameron

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• Added: January 07, 2010

This stuff's really hitting me. My insides feel like velvet.

Phil

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• Added: January 07, 2010

If I never wake up, I'd hate for the last thing you ever said to me to be a lie.

Phil

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• Added: January 07, 2010

When you walked through a spider web... when we were playing with a Ouija board and the wind blew a door shut...

Luke

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• Added: January 07, 2010

I could be sitting grill-side watching a guy build an onion volcano. Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen.

Jay

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• Added: January 07, 2010