Modern Family "Up All Night" Quotes
Phil: I'm feeling better now...OH GOD IT'S CANCER!!!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Don't talk black to me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: It's very important to Manny that you two go have a nice picnic in the mountains.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: Gather round like you're hugging me, but don't touch me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: She can't grow up with one huggy, happy cuddly dad and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad because... guess which one she's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cameron: I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: This stuff's really hitting me. My insides feel like velvet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: If I never wake up, I'd hate for the last thing you ever said to me to be a lie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: When you walked through a spider web... when we were playing with a Ouija board and the wind blew a door shut...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: I could be sitting grill-side watching a guy build an onion volcano. Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
