Modern Family

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

When you walked through a spider web... when we were playing with a Ouija board and the wind blew a door shut...

Luke

I could be sitting grill-side watching a guy build an onion volcano. Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen.

Jay