Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 9 Episode 15: "Written In The Stars" Quotes
Ok, what kind of freak show goes on when I'm not around?
Manny
I love things that don't make sense. That's my gig.
Professor Arvin
Drive til you hear a party.
Luke
You're a bad valentine!
Joe
The molten chocolate cake looks slutty and delicious. Would it kill you to say that about me?
Cam
All's I know is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth and not you.
Hayley
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