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I'm just letting you guys know, I'm not taking care of him when you guys die.


Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal. Good times she wrote.


In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women is when their sons get married. But I'm not like that.


Mitchell: Aren't you going to change into a working man's outfit?
Cameron: I don't think workmen really call them outfits.

You can insult a lot of things about me - my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises - but don't insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don't see it? That's because I just sold it!


If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.


If I have to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar one more time, I will snap!


Manny: Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
Kelly: It just felt right.

Every home-improvement project we've undertaken has been a near-death experience.

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