Modern Family

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Modern Family Season 2 Quotes

You can't have two fun parents... You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents.

Claire

Haley: Dad, that was a stop sign.
Phil: I'll stop twice on the way back.

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