We both know that you don't have the balls.

Hetty [to Mattias]

Shut up, Deeks.

Sam

Deeks: Who else knows?
Callen: Sam, Nell, Hetty of course, Eric took a little while.

Deeks: There's a great hotel there that takes dogs if you want to come.
Kensi: Um, oh, wow.

Well that narrows down our suspects to Einstein, Descartes, and that guy from Good Will Hunting.

Deeks

Charlie Team, execute, execute, execute!

Callen

Deeks: Hey boys, how's the honeymoon going?
Sam: Oh really? You two wanna go there?
Kensi: Leave me out of it, I'm not going anywhere.

Callen: I think he's going to be difficult to find Hetty.
Hetty: Oh, you don't say?

Eww. You're like a wet dog.

Kensi

Look at me! Who else would want me?

Ginny

Aunt Hetty definitely warned me about her.

Deeks

Who's Waldo?

Callen

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

I got my white Bronco out back.

Kip Brigham

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.