Hidoko: Shotgun!
Deeks: Son of a bitch!

It's like finding a supervillain's bucket list.

Eric

Callen: If I was in charge of Operations, I wouldn't be your partner.
Sam: Talk about a win-win.

Hey! Did you miss me?

Eric

This target doesn't feel right.

Fatima [to Ochoa]

Deeks: Bang for Your Buck. Tell me that's a dollar store.
Callen: It's a motel.

Callen: What happened?
Sam: He took a bad fall.

Nell: [Rogers] said nothing about pinging Garza's phone.
Eric: Hurry, before the Grinch returns.

Miss Blye, do whatever you have to to stop this war.

Hetty [to Kensi]

Callen: Is there a military angle to any of this?
Hetty: No, but Detective Deeks is still the Liaison Officer with the LAPD, which makes him about as close to one of us as it gets.

Sam [to Callen]: He's too close to this. He's getting careless, losing focus.
Deeks: But I haven't lost my hearing.

Kilbride: What have you got, Agent Dahr.
Shyla: A giant headache.
Kilbride: Welcome to the last 40 years of my life.