Deeks: Oh come on Hetty, I know Mexico! I've surfed all around that country.
Hetty: Oh, so have I.

He's a cooperating defendant!

Deeks

Deeks: Oh my god I'm gonna hug you.
Granger: No you're not.
Deeks: Yes I am.

In this land of fun and sun, we don't flush for number one.

Sam

Deeks: This is temporary, we just gotta make a couple calls and -
Granger: Don't make any more promises you can't keep.

We came, we saw, we kicked ass.

Sam

Deeks: Now that doesn't sound stupid, that sounds smart! Shall we?
Kensi: We shall.

They had a right, but that doesn't make it right.

Sam

This was not part of the plan. Okay go.

Granger

I think it's obvious because the winner lives, and the loser faces certain death.

Deeks

Callen: Just like The Great Escape!
Sam: Did you even watch that movie? Half the guys got shot after they got out of the tunnel
Callen: And half the guys made it. I guess I'm a bright side type of guy.

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.