You take confused young men, and instead of giving them a plan, you provide them with a bomb.

Shah

You did all the work, I just followed your plan.

Shah

It's like finding a supervillain's bucket list.

Eric

Give Sam time to do his job.

Deeks

Deeks: What, am I the only student of psychology here?
Sam: No, no, no go ahead Dr. Phil.

Sam: G's in the wrong place.
Callen: Yeah, where do you want me?
Sam: Not you, the letter.

The Navy better have deep pockets!

Dr. Stanley

Sam: MTE!
Callen: Huh?
Sam: My thoughts exactly -- what? I text with my daughter!

Deeks: Oh that's all very educational.
Nell: Oh yes, I'm learning a few things too.

Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."

Guess we got hacked again!

Eric

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.