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Wifey? Light of my life? Sugarbear?

Deeks

Deeks: Really? Bra holster?
Kensi: Really? Furry handcuffs?
Deeks: Little gift from our friends.

It's Rob and Bob. I should have known. Their macaroons sucked, no way they are gay.

Deeks

Aunt Hetty definitely warned me about her.

Deeks

Kensi: And, take that off.
Deeks: All right.
Kensi: (gasps) Oh, my God, not your pants.
Deeks: What? Oh, my bad. Thought you wanted me to take my pants off.
Kensi: I can't believe you just did that.

Kensi: Is that a fanny pack?
Deeks: No, it's a bro-sack.

You got techno blaring, there's blood running throughout the entire house. It's like an episode of Dexter in here.

Deeks

I don't think my soul mate is a mouse click away.

Callen

Baked cookies my ass!

Deeks

Don't you have a jacket or something? I don't need the whole neighborhood checking out my wife.

Deeks
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NCIS: Los Angeles Season 3 Episode 22 Quotes

Baked cookies my ass!

Deeks

Don't you have a jacket or something? I don't need the whole neighborhood checking out my wife.

Deeks
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