Umm. You wouldn't happen to have the bomb squad on speed dial, would ya?

Deeks

I know dying of fright is a real thing. Blah blah blah.

Nell

You know sitting can kill you.

Callen

They are the worst spellers ever

Cindy Chang

Just for kicking blondie in the gonads? That was self-defense."

Cindy Chang

I think I'll be fine. I speak geek. These are my people.

Nell

My family.

Callen [in Russian]

Arkady: Do I owe you a favor?
Callen: No, but when this is done I'll owe you one.
Arkady: Then this is business.

No one loses when the game's a draw.

Hetty

Eric: It's bad.
Nell: It's all bad.
Hetty: Aww, bugger.

Welcome back, Mr. Deeks.

Hetty

He's not a giant. He's just husky.

Callen