Umm. You wouldn't happen to have the bomb squad on speed dial, would ya?

Deeks

I know dying of fright is a real thing. Blah blah blah.

Nell

You know sitting can kill you.

Callen

They are the worst spellers ever

Cindy Chang

Just for kicking blondie in the gonads? That was self-defense."

Cindy Chang

I think I'll be fine. I speak geek. These are my people.

Nell

My family.

Callen [in Russian]

Arkady: Do I owe you a favor?
Callen: No, but when this is done I'll owe you one.
Arkady: Then this is business.

No one loses when the game's a draw.

Hetty

Eric: It's bad.
Nell: It's all bad.
Hetty: Aww, bugger.

Welcome back, Mr. Deeks.

Hetty

He's not a giant. He's just husky.

Callen

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.

My family.

Callen [in Russian]