Callen: Now, we know where to go if we need a Deeks replacement.
Sam: Can't we just get one from the pound like last time?

I'm not scared of Hetty.

Danny

Good luck with your gypsy blood feud.

Danny

Danny: Can I help you with something?
Deeks: Just thinking about your hair. Is it bulletproof?

Callen: You know what I'm doing after we get this guy?
Sam: What's that?
Callen: I'm getting a hobby.
Sam: Maybe you should start scrapbooking our cases.

Hetty: That could have been a trap, but those men went anyway.
Sam: That's what we do.

Sam: It's not a game.
Eric: No, it's not.

Callen: SEALs don't kill for jealousy.
Sam: But they would kill a traitor.

Hetty: We were beginning to think you were dead.
Deeks: Not yet... maybe tomorrow.

Hetty to Eric on how he stopped the video: How did you do that!?
Eric:(I was just as lost as Hetty so i didnt catch what he said lol)
Hetty:In ENGLISH Mr. Eric!
Eric: I broke the internet.
Kensi:Seriously? Like the whole internet?
Eric: Yep.
Deeks: Even Twitter!?

Deeks: Hence the 10 year rule.
Kensi: Mhm?
Deeks: You should always know your partner at least 10 years prior to marrying them. You date me for a decade, you deserve my hand in marriage.
Kensi: That sounds so much more like a punishment than a reward.

Callen: I'm all for going green, reducing our footprints, but if Hetty has her way we're going to be reusing our bullets.
Sam: She just wants us to recover our brass, if possible.
Callen: Reusable water bottles, no more paper towels, no more paper cups, what's next to go?
Sam: Saving the planet, G.
Callen: Don't come whining to me when she replaces our toilet paper with used post its.