Pretend I'm not as smart as you.

Jessica [to Palmer]

Jessica: I killed a stapler.
Torres: Oh, I've been there.

Palmer: That doesn't sound healthy at all.
Jessica: It isn't but it's necessary.

Marcie: Would you maybe like a napkin?
Gibbs: Nah, I'm good.

God, [Jessica's] a bad influence.

Torres

Bishop: Was it worth it?
GIbbs: Some things, Bishop, have a cost. They still have to be done.

Jessica: Oh, that's Gibbs' desk?
Bishop: Yup.
Jessica: Oh. I'm so sorry.

Bishop: Was he on top of the bomb?
Kasie: If that were the case, his body would be in tiny pieces.
Palmer: Rather than tiny pieces being in his body.

Marcie: You have a boat in your basement?
Gibbs: Where else am I going to put it?

What? You had a big breakfast.

Gibbs [to Lucy]

NCIS Season 18 Episode 15 Quotes

Marcie: You have a boat in your basement?
Gibbs: Where else am I going to put it?

What? You had a big breakfast.

Gibbs [to Lucy]