Torres [on dating]: And I *do* know what it’s like out there, Bishop. It’s no easier for a handsome guy. Believe me.
Bishop: Yeah, I believe that you *believe* that, but I’d believe you’d be *wrong*!
McGee [shakes his head]: Unbelievable.

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Torres: How did it go with Sloane and your friend?
McGee: Well, good morning to you, too, Gossip Girl.

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Sloane [McGee has left in a hurry]: Yep, he knows.
Vance: Well, at least he was nice enough to lie.

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Kasie [about Gibbs]: He *always* follows orders?
Ducky: Always. [beat] Ish.

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Sloane: Once he’s dead, I’ll feel a whole lot better.
Gibbs [softly]: I doubt that.
Sloane: What are you talking about?
Gibbs: My wife’s birthday was yesterday. Shannon. She and my daughter, Kelly, they were killed together. The man who did that, I hunted him down and I shot him in the head. And I really thought that would ease the ache in my heart. Nope. Not to this day. And you’re the only one I’ve told.

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