Parents always love their kids. No matter what happens.

Gibbs

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Vance: Well, it’s your word against your boyfriend’s.
Misty: He just accused me of *murder*. We’re no longer dating.

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Chet Goodman: He did save my life. I suppose I owe him something.
Senator Phillips: How about silence?

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Bishop: This place is not so sexy.
McGee: I don’t know, the roaches downstairs don’t seem to care.

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Ah, so you got a Marine transport to be your own personal Uber!

Sloane

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Bishop: I see you, McGee. Everything okay?
McGee: No. No, it’s not, because *you* decided to take over a Metro case on December 22! That is, let’s see, one, two, *three* days before Christmas!
Bishop: I had plans, too.
McGee: With twin newborn cherubs?!

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Senator Phillips: This is a Marine-occupied airbase. You sleep with a gun under your pillow?
Torres: It’s the desert. You know, scorpions.

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Chet Goodman: Generals. Always sending someone else to fight your battles.
Senator Phillips: When I’m fighting, you’ll know!
Chet Goodman: All due respect, this is a goodwill tour! You take your security detail and go back to shaking hands. Let me handle the jokes.
Senator Phillips: Well, I would, except the Geneva Conventions make torture illegal!

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