You're why others are alive. No phone call killed your friend.

Gibbs

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• Added: October 19, 2016

Suspect [McGee is playing Bad Cop]: Get him off me!
Torres: I would, but he's scaring *me*!

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• Added: October 19, 2016

I don't kick down doors. Are you saying I'm not a crime fighter?

Abby

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• Added: October 19, 2016

McGee: Office equipment is your friend.
Torres: It's a bad friend, the one you lend money to and never pays you back!

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• Added: October 19, 2016

Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!

McGee [on his wedding]

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• Added: October 19, 2016