NCIS "Road Kill" Quotes
Tony: (photographing a wrecked car) Huh, someone didn't know how to parallel park!
Ziva: I have always found it hard to park when someone is shooting with you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ducky: It appears our deceased had an unfortunate accident before his unfortunate accident.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: Reminds me of my first apartment in college. You can almost smell the Ikea.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ziva: I remember my first fight. I was eight. Shmuel Rubinstein.
Tony: Sounds like a real stud.
Ziva: One punch and it was over.
Tony: What did poor Shmuel do to deserve the wrath of Ziva?
Ziva: He said he liked me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 4
