I love animals, but I think I'd love my husband more.

Abby

Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.

McGee: How do you sleep at night?!
Torres: On my back. Naked.

Detective Campbell: I invited NCIS here as a courtesy.
Gibbs: How about as a courtesy, I don't kick your ass!

Bishop: Technology tantrum.
Torres: Joining my club, McGee?

NCIS Season 14 Episode 6 Quotes

Detective Campbell: I invited NCIS here as a courtesy.
Gibbs: How about as a courtesy, I don't kick your ass!

Bishop: Technology tantrum.
Torres: Joining my club, McGee?